Well, let's go out on a whim and say that the world is going to end, and we're all going to die. But by some impossibly lucky catch in the system, reminiscent of that classic "who would you put in a hot air balloon when everyone else is going to die" school game, we get to save one person.
Who? Well, I can guess that the majority of the vote will go to Chuck Norris, nominated by millions of internet obsessives who think that the "Chuck Norris" jokes are still (well, they never were, but...) funny. This would probably be justified by him being able to defend the voter from the potential zombie apocalypse, due to his brute strength alone. Logical.
Taking out all the other equally predictable internet stars, people may state family members as there choice. Although kind on the outside, when you look into it you may discover that instead of allowing their family members a probably quick death in the apocalypse, they are offering them a chance to fend off several million zombies before inevitably being ripped apart. Kind.
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